I wonder if caterpillars know that they’ll turn into a butterfly one day or do they just start building a cocoon out of nowhere like “what am I doing?”
Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck
Jesus fucking christ. This is scary but interesting.
PRO TIP: If someone’s pissing you off piss on them
wise words from an even wiser man